Murray Associates'
Millennium 2000 (M2k)
Objectives and Policy Statement

We are as glad as you are that Y2k is long gone. Most decent web sites have expunged this page. But, we think... "Hey, a joke like this comes along only once in a millennium. Why let it die quietly? A good joke is worth beating to death!"

As part of Murray Associates' continuing commitment to product and service excellence, the company will now aggressively identify and resolve Millennium 2000 problems.

To meet this M2k objective, Murray Associates is committed to the following:

Mr. Murray will try not to write last year's date on checks and correspondence.

He has been committed to this care and attention to detail, each year, since the late 1950's, when his important paperwork consisted of secret correspondence passed between fellow grade school pals, and the occasional book report.

His recent track record, however, is not good. It usually takes several months for him to get with the program each year. Please bare with him.