Christmas Toys Which Teach (somesorta) Lessons

From the 'ol spymaster himself, Santa.
Spy Ear
Spy Watch
Spy Bug Toy
Spy Motion Alarm
Spy Voice Locator
Spy Kit
Spy Camera
Spy Belt
Spy Night Patrol Listener
Spy Launcher
Spy Night Writer
Spy Sun Glases
Spy Video Car
Spy Link Walkie Talkies
Spy Disappearing Ink
Spy Lazer Chase
Spy Listener
Spy Pen Writing Set
Spy Vision Scope
Spy Voice Scrambler
Spy Utility Belt
Spy Listener
Spy Super Sonic Listener
Spy Periscope
Spy Binoculars
Spy Disguise
Spy Tech Lab
Spy Voice Changer
Spy Tool Kit
Spy Board Game
Spy Secret Messenger Kit
Spy Truth Detector
Spy Voice Trap
Spy Night Vision Goggles
Spy Tracker
Spy Paper
Spy Metal Detector
and, for your protection, a Spy Detector
..."he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows"... (more)